Dirty Toys for Fat Girls & Dirty Boys

Toy time: Dirty Jugs' list of the top Dirty Toys for 2008.

Sorry to disappoint but this post will not include "adult toys" although there will be an opportunity to slip a few of these in before the year is out. Below are a selection of children's toys that are fat becoming must have toys for Christmas 2008.

Dirty Ronald McDonald

First up is the fast food chain McDonald's "playset" This comes complete with a simulated McDonalds Cash Register, badge, food microphone and mop so you can work your way up the dirty job career ladder earning the converted stars as you go. The electronic till comes complete with play food but for a more realistic experience why not bring in a Mac Meal or two so the reek of luke warm dirty food can combine with sounds from the cash register (a very realistic 'beep' and some buttons make the till pronounce various items on the menu, to help you truly believe your in Golden Arches heaven.

If you'd rather not support Ronald what about Terry?

Terry the Tourettes Turtle is fantastic toy that is aimed at raising awareness of Tourettes Syndrome - when sufferers have little control of outburst of speech and noises. Accurately mimicking the whistles and squarks, Terry Turtle also has an extensive filthy dirty vocabulary which is randomly unleashed.

Terry Turtle is ideal for helping young impressionable children to understand the complexities of tourettes and consider ways of helping - by joining in!

Banking Toys

Parents who want their children to get a head start on their careers can give a fun educational toy that will begin to stimulate the childs mind to consider the world of banking. Being a 'Banker' these days is considered to be a dirty word but there's little doubt that the corporate treasury systems staff of tomorrow will have bit their teeth on playing with educational toys such as Fish Bank and will have dirty fiscal ticks up their sleeve.