Monday 27 October 2008

Dirty Girls Fart in Face

After reading the latest research that suggests playing nintendo wii games such as wii fit is considered to be sufficient exercise without having to go outside and get dirty we decided to probe further.

Wii fit is the answer for maintaining at least some sort of exercise regime during the dark winter months. Why go outside in the cold and wet only to return filthy and dirty when you can stand in front of your high definition TV and play wii sports, work up a sweat on the wii guitar hero 3 or complete a sequence of simple mundane things whilst barely moving with this incredible yet funny wii fit game.

On the back of wii fit and the news that farting can lower blood pressure we are anticipating a pre christmas rush for the latest wii games including wii fart and wii wee

Well if farting lowers blood pressure the dirty girls farting in this video should take it easy otherwise they'll be out cold as a result of hypotension or low blood pressure





The efforts these dirty girls put into their farts is impressive - we only hope that the strains don't stain.

Wednesday 8 October 2008

Land Rover Freelander - Not so Dirty


It is with mixed emotions that we have to report the reduction of Dirty emissions from the Land Rover Freelander.

Previously we have gleefully enthused in posts such as Freelander is Back just how dirty the 4x4 can be and were delighted when the opportunity to feature dirty jodhpur clad posh totty promoting land rover came our way and although Dirty Jugs didn't have an exclusive on this we do believe we focussed on the main issue.

It is unsurprising that team D J is a little taken aback with the latest press release from Land Rover announced that the new Freelander features a revolutionary Stop Start system that not only improves fuel efficiency but reduces CO2 emissions.

Time for My Freelander to brush up on the Stop Start technology to add more helpful instructions to owners that want to maintain and service their Freelander themselves.

The crux of Stop-Start is that the engine reacts when it suspect that it is not needed - when the vehicle is standing in traffic, in neutral and the clutch out it simple shuts itself off. Any indication that the driver wants to resume the journey - hey presto it starts again - thereby elimintating unecessary pollution and saving fuel.

Land Rover Go Beyond