Dirty Cheats on the Game

Why oh why oh why...

...do people spend good money on the latest video games and then immediately search for "cheats"?

The new gaming sensation Nintendo Wii appeared to have approached the gaming set with colour, music and fun. No hardcore war and shoot em ups here - just jolly old favourites from previous Nintendo consoles. The Nintendo DS classic Mario Kart was re-vamped and now you can pick up Mario Kart with Wii Wheel and have good clean driving fun with friends and family. But evenn this innocent game has entire websites dedicated to being a dirty cheat. Wii Cheat Mario Kart offers ludicrous methods of enhancing your game experience whilst you fiddle and twist the wireless wheel controller.

The Mario Car game reminded me of a particularly dirty off road experience we had when the land rover we got from the local car hire firm got stuck in a dirty big puddle only in real life when your car gets stuck you have to evacuate and struggle through the mud before you can phone and wait for four hours to get rescued.

Want to play sport and get fit without getting dirty? The Nintendo Wii Sport pack lets you take part in lots of different activities without even going outside and lately all the rage amongst the chattering classes is the hype surrounding the wii fit game.

Get Fit and Lose Weight - the Dirty Cheats Wii Way

Nintendo's marketing has to be admired - it draws couch potatoes into the false belief that although they rarely leave the house to do proper exercise they WILL successfully get fit and shed pounds whilst standing on a small board in front of their TV. Even in the light of many who try to expose the wii fit as silly fad not to be bothered with by showing funny wii fit video clips the game is set to be one of the fastest sellers ever with stock shortages expected any time soon.

Dirty Girls Fart in Face

After reading the latest research that suggests playing nintendo wii games such as wii fit is considered to be sufficient exercise without having to go outside and get dirty we decided to probe further.

Wii fit is the answer for maintaining at least some sort of exercise regime during the dark winter months. Why go outside in the cold and wet only to return filthy and dirty when you can stand in front of your high definition TV and play wii sports, work up a sweat on the wii guitar hero 3 or complete a sequence of simple mundane things whilst barely moving with this incredible yet funny wii fit game.

On the back of wii fit and the news that farting can lower blood pressure we are anticipating a pre christmas rush for the latest wii games including wii fart and wii wee

Well if farting lowers blood pressure the dirty girls farting in this video should take it easy otherwise they'll be out cold as a result of hypotension or low blood pressure

The efforts these dirty girls put into their farts is impressive - we only hope that the strains don't stain.

Land Rover Freelander - Not so Dirty

It is with mixed emotions that we have to report the reduction of Dirty emissions from the Land Rover Freelander.

Previously we have gleefully enthused in posts such as Freelander is Back just how dirty the 4x4 can be and were delighted when the opportunity to feature dirty jodhpur clad posh totty promoting land rover came our way and although Dirty Jugs didn't have an exclusive on this we do believe we focussed on the main issue.

It is unsurprising that team D J is a little taken aback with the latest press release from Land Rover announced that the new Freelander features a revolutionary Stop Start system that not only improves fuel efficiency but reduces CO2 emissions.

Time for My Freelander to brush up on the Stop Start technology to add more helpful instructions to owners that want to maintain and service their Freelander themselves.

The crux of Stop-Start is that the engine reacts when it suspect that it is not needed - when the vehicle is standing in traffic, in neutral and the clutch out it simple shuts itself off. Any indication that the driver wants to resume the journey - hey presto it starts again - thereby elimintating unecessary pollution and saving fuel.

Land Rover Go Beyond

Clean your dirty laptop

Here is a video that shows how to clean your laptop that will hopefully reduce the chance of running into problems:

We at dirty jugs wanted to sniff out other dirty laptop solutions and here is a hand picked selection of blog posts

• Compare Laptops

• Use this laptop cleaner first
• Laptops
• Comparing Laptop Cleaning methods
• Dirty laptops
• Clean Laptop Computers

Clearly from the selected posts listed here laptops can get very dirty - the increasing amount of titillation is cited as the most common reason for a stick laptop.

• Have you purchased a laptop recently?
• Do you have a dirty laptop?
• One of the most important issues is dirty laptops
• unique laptops brands
• Try This Service

Then there are those below who have all experienced the nightmare of cleaning a sticky mess when popping open fizzy drinks

• Buy laptop
• Clean your laptop
• Compare before you buy laptop
• Compare laptops
• Buying a laptop

Finally this collection of posts happily try to suggest that you look for an easy clean screen so you only have to clean your laptop occasionally (barring any major spillages)

• Laptop with dirty screen
  
• Buying a New Toshiba Laptop
• Shop For Laptops
• Sloppy Buckets