Its a Knockout - Dirty Fun

Sneeked a peek at Nothing Interesting's latest post which mentioned the one off charity fundraiser - It's a Royal Knockout and it brought back happy memories of the hilarious show that enthralled family audiences for many years. The wheezing dirty laugh of Stuart Hall - guessing when Eddie Warring would manage to squeeze in his dirty "up and under" line.

The office summer bash looms to - hmm will it be another meal and drinks "do" - or could our dirty work be rewarded by something more stimulating? The answer could be an Its a Knockout Corporate Team Building event.

And my goodness - what a lot of sites are trying to tempt you with their Its a Knockout events

Take the staff away for a fun filled knockout event and they will return to their desks and get on with the job Sites such as Its a Knockout Hen Stag Corporate stuff list all the available games along with the Inflatables and Costumes to choose from - including Penguin Pursuit, Todger Tennis, Slippery Summit and Jolly Joust!

But hang on a cotton pickin' moment....

The site then quickly loses focus of the fun and begins its corporate training, executive coach guff with statements such as

• "Good teamwork brings results; it is the core of organisational effectiveness"
• "To help people who work together to function more effectively in teams and to assist the team itself to work effectively as a whole."
• "Teambuilding attempts to provide groups with the information and incentives they need to manage themselves effectively".

Now that's a dirty trick to pull on all those with fond memories of television treats.

Dirty Jodhpurs Posh Totty

Tony Robinson (Baldrick)'s series crap jobs deals with the dirty jobs from yester-year - the workers in the middle ages really did some dirty work - but what of the work on offer today?

Previously we dished the dirt on some dirty work that the jobs uk site offered. Now further investigations reveal its not just the working class that do the dirty work but posh dirty jodhpurs wearing totty are involved in some deeply dirty advertising campaigns.

Take the poor actor that landed this role in a advertising campaign to raise awareness of the British Olympic Eventing team. He breaks off from his football games, splashes on some aftershave and tries his chances with Posh Totty - Jodhpurs clad Zara Philips - who remains silent letting her horse demonstrate their disdain by blowing a huge dirty dollop of horse snot onto the young 'uns face - it si downright dirty and disgusting however the media agency behind it think it will become viral - they have the nerve to say so in their release.

Zara is infact advertising Land Rover as being a sponsor of the British Olympic Eventing team - wesupporteventing.com and this follows on from previous adverts in which we see posh totty Zara astride a freelander building brand confidence and lining her dirty jodhpurs pockets.

Dirty Pair - Ant and Dec Cheat Again

The happy smiling faces of ant AND dec once again are in the spotlight. This time they've managed to bring the South Wests finest troupe of be-smocked tub thumpers into disrepute with a scandalous "fix it" on their desperate saturday evening so called entertainment show. The Dirty Pair and they have now become labeled claim innocence via a third party.

A spokesman for ant AND dec said: "They absolutely know nothing about any claims of fakery during The Wurzels' slot."

For a couple of geordies with the gift of the gab mind, the Dirty Pair have to speak to the media through a spokesman.

Dirty Dirty Dirty!