Friday, 4 July 2008

Dirty Pair - Ant and Dec Cheat Again


The happy smiling faces of ant AND dec once again are in the spotlight. This time they've managed to bring the South Wests finest troupe of be-smocked tub thumpers into disrepute with a scandalous "fix it" on their desperate saturday evening so called entertainment show. The Dirty Pair and they have now become labeled claim innocence via a third party.

A spokesman for ant AND dec said: "They absolutely know nothing about any claims of fakery during The Wurzels' slot."

For a couple of geordies with the gift of the gab mind, the Dirty Pair have to speak to the media through a spokesman.

Dirty Dirty Dirty!