Dirty Vans
Time for a closer look at vans to get a fuller picture of the dirty van man and his jokes.The best two van jokes have to be "clean me" and the ever delightful - "I wish my missus was as dirty as this"We were chuffed to bits to see that our obsession with all things dirty is shared elsewhere on the world vide veb - http://www.dirtyvan.com/ - in a brave attempt to get on the user generated content band wagon this site encourages visitors to contribute photos of dirty vans - and what a selection there is already - FOURTEEN photos - although it has to be noted that there is a mucky car or two amongst them. We wish the site well and shall be offering our best picture of a dirty van soon.
There's also a funny sign section too but the site is in a frame (rofl) so you'll have to navigate there yourself.
Hire a Van and get it Dirty
One way to enjoy the attention a dirty van attracts is to hire one for a few days. Like car rental van hire companies are obliged to issue their vehicles in a clean and tidy condition. What better way to get full value for money from your van hire than to return the van in a completely filthy dirty state - they can't charge you extra for cleaning - but cancel your card first just in case.Van Man Joke
Did you hear the one about an ice-cream van driver who was found lying dead in a pool of raspberry syrup covered in chopped nuts and chocolate bits. It appeared that he topped himself.More vans jokes here
