Dirty Hoes and Old TVs | Dumping for Joy

Dump run leads to dirty hoe fun

The post Christmas dump run is one of those jobs brought a pleasing vision that left me dumping for joy.

My local recycling centre aka Dump always has something of interest to a keen eye this visit - 100's of hoes all waiting to begin their grubby soil teasing ways in the hands of dirty gardeners.

Have you tried to dispose of an old television recently?

As more and more people are preparing to receive digital TV there is now a glut of old style TVs that no-one wants. Not so long ago TVs were high on the house burglar's list of easy to sell stuff but now you can't give 'em away - charity shops are now reluctant to take them so phone first if you are thinking about donating your old TV.

The continuing arrival of improved LCD TVs and High Definition televisions has made the old CRT models obsolete.

Weird to see a whole stack of Lloyds blood pressure monitors and other assorted home medical equipment. Lloyds Pharmacy hasn't been reported as going into administration along with so many other high street shops. Maybe one to many bad reviews on Money Saving Expert lead a Lloyds Manager to bin them.

Dirty Toys for Fat Girls & Dirty Boys

Toy time: Dirty Jugs' list of the top Dirty Toys for 2008.

Sorry to disappoint but this post will not include "adult toys" although there will be an opportunity to slip a few of these in before the year is out. Below are a selection of children's toys that are fat becoming must have toys for Christmas 2008.

Dirty Ronald McDonald

First up is the fast food chain McDonald's "playset" This comes complete with a simulated McDonalds Cash Register, badge, food microphone and mop so you can work your way up the dirty job career ladder earning the converted stars as you go. The electronic till comes complete with play food but for a more realistic experience why not bring in a Mac Meal or two so the reek of luke warm dirty food can combine with sounds from the cash register (a very realistic 'beep' and some buttons make the till pronounce various items on the menu, to help you truly believe your in Golden Arches heaven.

If you'd rather not support Ronald what about Terry?

Terry the Tourettes Turtle is fantastic toy that is aimed at raising awareness of Tourettes Syndrome - when sufferers have little control of outburst of speech and noises. Accurately mimicking the whistles and squarks, Terry Turtle also has an extensive filthy dirty vocabulary which is randomly unleashed.

Terry Turtle is ideal for helping young impressionable children to understand the complexities of tourettes and consider ways of helping - by joining in!

Banking Toys

Parents who want their children to get a head start on their careers can give a fun educational toy that will begin to stimulate the childs mind to consider the world of banking. Being a 'Banker' these days is considered to be a dirty word but there's little doubt that the corporate treasury systems staff of tomorrow will have bit their teeth on playing with educational toys such as Fish Bank and will have dirty fiscal ticks up their sleeve.

Dirty Cheats on the Game

Why oh why oh why...

...do people spend good money on the latest video games and then immediately search for "cheats"?

The new gaming sensation Nintendo Wii appeared to have approached the gaming set with colour, music and fun. No hardcore war and shoot em ups here - just jolly old favourites from previous Nintendo consoles. The Nintendo DS classic Mario Kart was re-vamped and now you can pick up Mario Kart with Wii Wheel and have good clean driving fun with friends and family. But evenn this innocent game has entire websites dedicated to being a dirty cheat. Wii Cheat Mario Kart offers ludicrous methods of enhancing your game experience whilst you fiddle and twist the wireless wheel controller.

The Mario Car game reminded me of a particularly dirty off road experience we had when the land rover we got from the local car hire firm got stuck in a dirty big puddle only in real life when your car gets stuck you have to evacuate and struggle through the mud before you can phone and wait for four hours to get rescued.

Want to play sport and get fit without getting dirty? The Nintendo Wii Sport pack lets you take part in lots of different activities without even going outside and lately all the rage amongst the chattering classes is the hype surrounding the wii fit game.

Get Fit and Lose Weight - the Dirty Cheats Wii Way

Nintendo's marketing has to be admired - it draws couch potatoes into the false belief that although they rarely leave the house to do proper exercise they WILL successfully get fit and shed pounds whilst standing on a small board in front of their TV. Even in the light of many who try to expose the wii fit as silly fad not to be bothered with by showing funny wii fit video clips the game is set to be one of the fastest sellers ever with stock shortages expected any time soon.

Dirty Girls Fart in Face

After reading the latest research that suggests playing nintendo wii games such as wii fit is considered to be sufficient exercise without having to go outside and get dirty we decided to probe further.

Wii fit is the answer for maintaining at least some sort of exercise regime during the dark winter months. Why go outside in the cold and wet only to return filthy and dirty when you can stand in front of your high definition TV and play wii sports, work up a sweat on the wii guitar hero 3 or complete a sequence of simple mundane things whilst barely moving with this incredible yet funny wii fit game.

On the back of wii fit and the news that farting can lower blood pressure we are anticipating a pre christmas rush for the latest wii games including wii fart and wii wee

Well if farting lowers blood pressure the dirty girls farting in this video should take it easy otherwise they'll be out cold as a result of hypotension or low blood pressure

The efforts these dirty girls put into their farts is impressive - we only hope that the strains don't stain.