Dirty Jokes for Dirty Van Man

Following the series of Dirty themed jokes - these jokes went down well about dirty van hire
some months ago so we thought - hey what some about dirty lingerie jokes?

Test dirt, DO NOT WASH

but when I searched for them there were no jokes about dirty sexy lingerie but I did find this amusing.



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Dirty Vans - Van Man Joke

Dirty Vans

Time for a closer look at vans to get a fuller picture of the dirty van man and his jokes.

The best two van jokes have to be "clean me" and the ever delightful - "I wish my missus was as dirty as this"

We were chuffed to bits to see that our obsession with all things dirty is shared elsewhere on the world vide veb - http://www.dirtyvan.com/ - in a brave attempt to get on the user generated content band wagon this site encourages visitors to contribute photos of dirty vans - and what a selection there is already - FOURTEEN photos - although it has to be noted that there is a mucky car or two amongst them. We wish the site well and shall be offering our best picture of a dirty van soon.

There's also a funny sign section too but the site is in a frame (rofl) so you'll have to navigate there yourself.

Hire a Van and get it Dirty

One way to enjoy the attention a dirty van attracts is to hire one for a few days. Like car rental van hire companies are obliged to issue their vehicles in a clean and tidy condition. What better way to get full value for money from your van hire than to return the van in a completely filthy dirty state - they can't charge you extra for cleaning - but cancel your card first just in case.

Van Man Joke

Did you hear the one about an ice-cream van driver who was found lying dead in a pool of raspberry syrup covered in chopped nuts and chocolate bits. It appeared that he topped himself.

More vans jokes here